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Hellboy

2.5 / 5
Posted by Geoff on Monday, August 30, 2004 at 12:51PM | Post a Comment

This might seem like a strange comparison, but it's one that kept popping out at me all through the film: Hellboy is a lot like a longer, higher-budgeted version of a Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode. The core group of good-guys spends their time reluctantly fighting Evil Dark Forces (generally in the form of bizarre monsters and super-villains) by researching them and then kicking their butts in physical combat. When they're not 'working', a lot of them are slightly awkward social misfits -- but they're always quick to spout off a sarcastic one-liner whenever appropriate.

That's not really a bad thing I guess. I mean, Buffy has such a large fan base because it's a really good TV show. The problem is that sometimes a good TV show doesn't translate into a good movie. My biggest problem with Hellboy was the story wasn't very interesting. There's some stuff at the beginning involving Nazis and Rasputin (yeah, that Rasputin) opening some kind of portal to hell, but they don't really play much of an important role; it might as well have just been a regular old mad scientist.

I can't deny the appeal of some of the characters though, especially Hellboy himself (played by Ron Perlman). He is pretty cool, and I'd love to see more of him (hopefully involved in a more interesting plot). Hellboy's makeup is great, making him appear totally weird, yet allowing Perlman's expressiveness to shine through.

Hopefully the sequel (which is in production) will be better.

Comments: 8

#1 - Posted by randy on August 30, 2004 1:04 PM:

"opening some kind of portal to hell, but they don't really play much of an important role"

aside from bringing hellboy to our world? ;P

when making the movie, they lost a lot of what makes the hellboy comic great, but there are things that are there for a reason....rasputin and his backstory (or the exagerated/fictional one that mignola came up with) are tied into the larger hellboy picture, though the one big thing is that the movie should survive on its own, without having read the comic (though sequels should help! one of my other big problems with spiderman is that it was just an introduction, the second one was able to just be a cool spiderman movie because a lot of things were assumed)

i have to get back to work, but i might return to this review heh

#2 - Posted by Lau on August 30, 2004 1:49 PM:

From the original trailer for Hellboy:

"In the absence of light...darkness prevails."

#3 - Posted by randy on August 30, 2004 5:41 PM:

makes sense to me... what are you getting at? :P

#4 - Posted by SuperCoolMonkeyNinja on August 31, 2004 1:45 PM:

hehe...Geoff watches Buffy the Vampire Slayer hehe...

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#5 - Posted by Geoff on August 31, 2004 4:28 PM:

Hey.. I've *seen* Buffy, but I never really *watched* it. Seriously though, the episodes I have seen (maybe 5 or 6) have generally been pretty good. It really is/was a good TV show.

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